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April 22, 2006

Welcome to Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!, NPR's weekly news quiz program. Find out how well you know your news by playing the interactive online version below. You can also listen to this week's show with host Peter Sagal.

Limerick Challenge

Limerick 1:

The census comes when? That's a pity.
Our fair Lim'rick will seem itty bitty.
On that day, oh for shame,
We don't play a home game.
We're too few to be called a fair ________.

•Answer 1

Limerick 2:

Not all Austrians have Arnold's pecs.
But thanks to Freud, we're not complex.
No matter what action,
We get satisfaction.
At least in the matter of ________.

•Answer 2

Limerick 3:

Wal-Mart's changing its image, but slyly.
The low prices aren't featured as highly.
The round, yellow face,
Has fallen from grace.
Yes, Wal-Mart is slashing the ________.

•Answer 3

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